Kim Kardashian: Naked and Shrewd

If Queen Elizabeth posed nude on the cover of a magazine I'd be surprised. 

There's nothing new or shocking about Kim Kardashian posing nude. 

The problem is that, this time, in doing so Kim comes off like a hypocrite. 

A few years ago, when Kim saw herself on the cover of W magazine she cried on national television and said, "I'm definitely not getting naked or taking my clothes off again, not even if it's Vogue..." because she appeared to look naked. 

She's also spoken about how she regrets having posed for Playboy.

We're all entitled to change our minds. I do it all the time. However, those in the public eye must be aware of the fact that their every move is scrutinized—and she indubitably knows that. 

As a single woman with no children I am no one to say how she should behave because she's a mother and a wife. And I could care less that she's naked. 

But I would like to understand why she changed her mind about posing nude. 

What motivated her?

Why do this now that she's a mother? 

And lastly, how much was she paid? 

Because, well, like it or not, Kim is a shrewd businesswoman. She definitely didn't do it for free. 

-Evelisionvision

What's the best gift you've ever been given?

Life.

Without the gift of life I would not be here.

Love is a close second, for a life without love is not worth living.

K+

Last week I received one of the scariest phone calls EVAH!

I was at the pharmacy looking to buy a pair of pantyhose to wear to an interview later that day.

No, this is not what you think. I will not go into another story about me and socks and an interview LOL.

I was cracking jokes, to a friend, about how I need to buy nude colored tights with white women on the packages because my legs don't tan. I'm literally half white, half black. *shrugs*

My phone quacked. I answered. On the other line was the doctor. "Ms. Martínez you need to go to the emergency room immediately. Your lab results came back and the potassium levels in your blood are alarmingly high. You must go right away."

Gulp.

I said, "What does high potassium even mean?" I zoned out. All I heard her say was "...kidneys...irregular heart beat...death..."

"Well doc, I won't be able to go until tonight. I have an interview today and I can't cancel it."

In a stern, mother-like voice she told me I should reschedule my interview, that they would understand.

I started sobbing like a baby. I seriously don't remember the last time I cried like that.

It wasn't an easy decision to make, but against the advice of my family and friends (and Dr.) I decided to go to the interview first. I figured if I was going to die that day I'd die regardless of where I was. You know how many people die in hospitals? A lot.

Lately I have made a conscious effort to focus my energy on things that I have direct control over. I still care about things that I can't control, but I try not to obsess over them...too much. I'm living inside a zen bubble and I refuse to climb out.

That day I stubbornly told my friend, "If I die on my way to the interview at least I died in pursuit of my dreams." Super dramatic, I know.

But this post isn't about following your dreams. It is about how I, you, we take things for granted.

Luckily, for me, the phlebotomist made an error when drawing my blood. There isn't anything wrong with me.

When the ER nurse told me I was free to go home I was happy. That happiness lasted about 3 seconds. I then got annoyed that I had to pay so much money for a co-pay and how I wasted hours of my life away at the ER and that my Friday plans had been ruined.

Here I was, in perfect health, worrying about insignificant bullshit. Not so zen after all.

So ungrateful.

Take a moment to appreciate the wonderful things in your life. Just the fact that you're able to read is one of them.

I once had a co-worker tell me that the fact that I always find the silver lining to situations is annoying. But honestly, I don't know any other way to live.

Things could always be better, but they could also be worse.

Optimistic, hungry and hopeful,

EvelisionVision

Twinkle, twinkle LITTLE star.

All of my 20s I have known that I am impatient. I'm a bit of a control freak when it comes to certain things. Meticulous.  

As I inch closer to 30 *insert horror music* I have decided to wage a war with my impatience. 

It has not been easy. 

Today I won a minor battle. 

At the post office the mailman asked me a simple question, "Would you like to add tracking to this package?"

I blinked, swallowed and in an effort to buy more time asked, "How much would that be?"

(I have a minor obsession with tracking letters and packages. Tracking them becomes a little game, but it also helps fuel my impatience.) 

He said, "$3.10." To which I replied, "Hmmmm."

I knew I had to say something, but old Evelyn was fighting new Evelyn. 

"I am trying to be more patient. I don't think tracking a package is going to help my case. Let me think about it," I said. 

He said, "Ok, think about it."

After a few seconds I said, "I'm not going to track it."

He said, "Great." 

He opened a drawer next to the cash register and gestured for me to put my hand out, "Here you go," he said. 

When I looked in my hand there were three small, green stars. They made me smile. 

Why? 

I like stars and green is my favorite color. 

The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho taught me to look out for omens. Those three little stars were a sign. I looked at them as affirmation that I did the right thing. 

Shoot, it even made me read my horoscope today and I'll spare you the details, but it started off like this "Try to be patient..."

Those stars taught me something and I want to share it with you. 

What I learned from the stars:

1. BE PATIENT.  Everything will work itself out.

CAVEAT: This does not mean to sit back and do nothing in the hopes that what you want will land on your lap. What it means is that once you've done everything in your power to make something possible, sit back and wait. If it's meant to be, it'll be. 

    2. TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE. We, myself included, give others great advice but almost never apply it to our own lives. What a bunch of hypocrites! 

    3. PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL. The small things count in everything that you do. Look at how much I was able to get from three little stars. 

"ENJOY THE LITTLE THINGS, FOR ONE DAY YOU MAY LOOK BACK AND REALIZE THEY WERE THE BIG THINGS." -Robert Brault

Socks

I swear my life is like a sitcom sometimes.

I went to a job interview this morning. I think it went well. On the phone they asked me to bring in some references and so I did just that. At the interview I pulled out the notebook that I had written the references in and ripped out the sheet they were written on. "All is well I thought." 

Fast Forward to me in the hallway. I pulled out my sneakers to change out of my heels, but I couldn't find my socks. I took everything out of my bag y nada. I knew I had brought socks because just an hour earlier I had taken them off!  Then it finally hit me...they had probably fallen out in the interview room when I took out the notebook from my bag. So I went back into the office and approached the receptionist and said "Hi, my name is Evelyn. I just had an interview with Sami *laughing as I said this because I couldn't keep a straight face* Is it possible for me to go back in? I think I left my socks in the interview room." The receptionist laughed and said "I can go look for you." In she went...Sami and the folks who had interviewed me were still in the room. I saw a few of them laugh and then the receptionist walked out holding my socks.

I thank God that I don't have funky feet and that I decided to wear brand new, black socks today. 

I did send Sami a thank you note. At the bottom, under my signature, I wrote "P.S. Pardon my socks." 

There they are below...in all their charcoal-y glory. 

UPDATE: I got the job. 

A la Al Roker

The weather in Boston, Massachusetts has been soggy and windy for days. I feel as though I've been living through a hurricane.

News reporters and Meteorologists battle the elements before a camera ever so gracefully. I traded my umbrella for a pair of jolly green giant rain boots and decided to take on the storm like a pro. This is the weather brought to you by Evelision Vision a la Al Roker...(plus some beep worthy words) VIDEO BELOW

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1. A blog with a plethora of quirkiness and an even greater amount of weird and random shit.

Fellow Reader/Viewer,

WARNING:
What you will find in this blog isn't normal. I wish I could promise to give you the best blog the world wide web has to offer, but I learned a long time ago that I shouldn't make promises I can't keep. I will, however, inform you that I will not fail to be weird a.k.a myself.

Evelision Vision is a show I created with my alter ego. I cannot really describe the show because it's purely based on random events in my life.

I invite you to view the world through my eyes...



What you see is what you get.